The moment Peter's teacher told them they would be staying the night over at Stark Towers his life was practically ruined. Venom Peter Parker Whump Hurt Tony Stark Hurt Natasha Romanov Hurt comfort Irondad Black ooze trailed from Peter's eyes. So Peter replied to Stark by just sighing defeatedly and shrugging. He had to act quickly.". Lead attorney Matt is suspicious of this kid: he's powerful beyond his years, and seems to carry a strange sadness with him. Oh, to be carried in the arms of your crush when you're on death's doorstep. This is just your typical fieldtrip but Peter is an angelic rebel(Spideypool are flirty but are not dating) I have another book and you can go there to request anything and I will try my best. But it was weak. Peter says in the empty hallway after touching his most likely broken nose. Flash Thompson has bullied Peter Parker for as long they both can remember, but Peter can handle it. This was my first time<b> writing . Im just gonna.. Close my eyes for a bit Tony picks a sick Peter up from school pt. The s (Sequel to Compromised) Peter Parker acts like a spider, and he finds a little surprise (he can now make his own webs, just it really isn't him). He didn't move a muscle. If he saw him like this, he may not get to go out on patrol for at least a few weeks. He walks down to the kitchen to the smell of pancakes. Sort-of prequel to 'someday'. May Parker (Spider-Man) Happy Hogan Pepper Potts Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Kidnapping Kidnapped Peter Parker Implied/Referenced Torture Aftermath of Torture Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure Peter Parker Needs a Hug Peter Parker Whump Tony Stark Needs a Hug Tony Stark Feels Hospitals Permanent Injury Physical Disability When hed asked May last time it was happening, she seemed equally confused. There is nothing left for her except being Spider Man. Two deaths, a decade apart, and a war on the horizon - there lies only one truth. Two months. "kid, your coming right now!" Tony sat down beside him, gently pulled the mask off of his small head, revealing his brown and curly hair that should've been cut weeks ago. I got to go." Peter made his way through a darker alley. Thank you for reading this and I will update soon. How will Wade and Matt deal with the aftermath of their teammate getting stabbed? Single. But it was fine, Ma A series of Unrelated Peter Whump stories that you didn't know you needed until now. Day. I do not give permission for this work to be copied and/or posted to any other sites. Will it be enough to satisfy them? :D, Tony discovers that Peter fought in the Civil War practically blind. Every minute of every day those 6 words buzz in the back of his mind and he has no idea why. Im used to it. Peter?" #irondad Okay, sweet voice lady who I cant see and who I personally think Spider-Man is unfairly hogging, wheres this Tower?, tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, five times peter passed out in front of someone + one time he passed out alone, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Peter Parker & Avengers Team & Original Character(s), Tony Stark acting as Peter Parkers parental figure, i see wade as that not good but good older bro, Deadpool was excited at idea of another immortality, sweet voice lady who I cant see and who I personally think Spider-Man is unfairly hogging. With a dangerous organization of murderers and terrorists after him, he has to do whatever he can to stay hidden and survive. He flew fast through the air. -Oneshot, A botched mission, a laced knife, and blood. Drops of blood ran down his cheek from his mouth. I'm taking you to stark tower to have Bruce look at you face" Tony says pulling the kid to the door. " I know 'we' lost the baby, but this didn't physically happen to you! Short summary: Peter falls from a building, will Karen shut up about it or tell Tony? But Peter wasn't aware that he stood so close to the edge. He didn't panic though, this had happened before. That's my que!" Back to the couch, Kid. But if you're in the company of the people you love, anything is possible. "SPIDER-MENACE ARRESTED - LAST SEEN CONSPIRING WITH CAT-THEMED CRIMINAL" - for the people who couldn't see the truth. And although she remained civil with Kate and Clint, it wasn't enough. ~A oneshot, A mission to raid a hydra base leaves everyone's favorite cold-blooded Spider with heatstroke and a worried father-figure. Peter Parker was also no stranger to calamity, though his trail of misfortune had started when he was 4- he had gone through a lothe could only hope he wasnt broken beyond repair as well. Wade and Cable have learned to share Peter's time, to tolerate each other's involvement in Peter's life and so long as Wade doesn't run his mouth too much and Cable doesn't get all Silver Fox Authoritative, everything sort of works in their unorthodox poly situation. Where instead of Gotham. After much hesitation, he somehow found the courage to tell them what happened.. His head was spinning. The other man, laying on his back yelled back. Karen asked. But Spider-Man knew he had responsibilities. *Will all the sophomores please report to the gym* *Repeat. Tony settled the suit on the ground and got out of it. You're right about that. Will all the sophomores please report to the gym, thank you* The announcement speaker says making Peter jump. What he should have been worried about was the pair of crooks planning to use him as their own personal antivenom bank. Did you have another nightmare?". He just didn't expect his final moments to be, likenow. He just didn't expect his final moments to be, likenow. But Peter already knew, he was already on his way. I advise you practice groundwork further on this patrol." His head hit the ground hard and he have of the highest probability, a strong concussion.". Youll never be like Ben!. (Comfort + Bedside Vigil + "You can rest now. I'm so glad you're awake. mysterio.. Avengers Out In Public ONESHOTS 7 parts. But has lost many. (They would absolutely push each other in front of a bus.But Peter is more important), Also known as: The 5 times Peter falls asleep on Tony, and the 1 time Tony falls asleep on Peter, "Nope." He had taken up to putting on his suit just for someone to talk to. The Spider didn't want a new Handler, but the Spider did not get a say. "Shit!" Youll never be like Ben!. Or A Doctor Strange and Wanda come to her. 2. What was going on? But his past will forever haunt him and he will always blame himself for there death's. Even with Norman Osborn running free, hellbent on taking him back. Peter has one Facebook friend currently attending MIT: Steven Skip Westcott., Another fic where the Avengers take over Twitter- because lets face it those guys need some good publicity rn. In sixth grade, Peter heard the phrase boys will be boys for the first time. Peter says hurt. Tony offered me an internship on the basis that I was Spider-Man and had a lot of academic potential, as he said. Should she call the police? "Hes pretty sure he died, and then he wakes up again in a lab as one of the illegal experimental test subjects (hopefully not, but most likely yes), in a broken-in lab underground in the sewers. Peter strived for perfection, and he wanted nothing more than to be the best Spider-Man he could for his city, no matter the cost, no matter what happened to him. His dads had been acting weird ever since he came home, he had recognized that. Why was Peter skipping lab sessions again and barely texting him back? They saw me falling apart and they gathered up my broken pieces and used their love to glue me back together again. Peter Parker has no home, no money, no family, and no way out of a nightmare he can't believe is real. Tom Holland's Peter Parker. On Peter's sixteenth birthday, the only thing he was worried about was being on time for his own party at the Compound. Are you okay? "Its dislocated! Thank god. Peter and Ned have to suffer just a little bit when their school gets a trip to Avengers Tower. There were three ways people were seeing the current situation, which could easily be summarised in three headlines. Peter screams in the empty bathroom. Tony Stark is a survivor of horrors. Ben was shot by a mugger who Peter didn't stop. When Tony finds a strange, spidery experiment locked underground in a Hydra facility, he takes it upon himself to try rehabilitating a teenager who knows nothing about the outside world. What could possibly go wrong? "You've had worse, you'll be ok," Though after looking into the glassy eyes of the boy he was cradling and the deep red blood surrounding him, he knew it was over. It's only been eight weeks. Just another day for our friendly neighbourhood Spiderman? "ahh" Peter screams at the punch breaking his nose. I decorated it like a grave, the noncon doesn't happen in the fic but it is the entire point of the fic, Skip is barely in the fic and only for like one line and the rest is just talking about him, Spider-Man: No Way Home (Movie) Compliant, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Tony Stark Coparenting Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, Iron Dad/Spider Son Short stories and One Shots, Im Sorry I Left but It Was for the Best (Though It Never Felt Right), Steve Rogers Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Spider-man and The Black Cat arrested in scuffle with avengers at Times Square, the avengers are adults and dont watch disney movies every night, Peter Parker dislikes the Avengers (and they hate him), Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Harley Keener is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Harley Keener & Peter Parker are Siblings, Peter Parker & Peter-Two & Peter-Three (Spider-Man: No Way Home), The meaning of the Lily of The Valley flower is a nod to the plot hehe. Peters hopes are immediately crushed when Mr. Harrington announces that the trips destination is nothing less th After his class collectively scores highest on a science test, it's off to Stark Towers on a field trip for Peter! Why the hell does he do this every week? Peter Parker barely registered the far-off voice as Ned's. His head was spinning as he struggled to open his locker. "Mr. Parker, should I call for Mr. But before he could ask FRIDAY, the Avengerswalked into the Med Bay. But then his Uncle Ben died in front of him a day after he was bitten by a radioactive spider at Oscorp. Sorry in advance. Peter Parker is having an amazing year so far, until the teacher from his science class announces a fieldtrip. and not just anywhere, but to his own home And on top of it all, Peter will have to deal with Flash and keep his secret identity. "You slept with my sister?!" "Stay away from me!" Peter, You're Hurt, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction AN: I am not a doctor, I definitely took some liberties with medical information in this story. The Avengers are dropped into a theater and watch Far From Home. But everything else on this earth points to the fact he no longer exists. Karen's voice interrupted Peter trying to push web out of the small devices on his wrists: "I'm sorry to announce, you don't have any web left, Mr. Peter than notices the door open but doesn't have anytime to run so he just stands near the sink, his eyes wide open, scared to see who's going to come though the door. The boy was sporting a snarl as his fists clenched. I can't remember the last time I hugged them. He had taken up to putting on his suit just for someone to talk to. Peter Parker, the kid who never stopped talking, the kid who practically worshipped Iron Man and the rest of the Avengers, the kid who wished that Happy would put in the effort to talk to him, felt empty. He didn't panic though, this had happened before. Peter Parker left the Avengers months ago after hearing about Deadpool being hired. Looking down the barrel of a gun, Peter wished to be reunited with his Aunt May. He then spun a web to their building and landed perfectly on his feet besides them. (Hawkeye), Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), no more keeping score now i just keep you warm, Flash Thompson finds out Peter Parker is Spider-Man, I Wrote This While Listening to Taylor Swift's Music. Complete. Trouble. For once in his life, Tony Stark had no fucking clue what was going on, and it was killing him. No one has his documents, past paper trails, photos, information, or memories of himno one to recall anything about him, not even his name. "68th Avenue, Kessel Street." Spacey? Unexpected guests at the Stark Tower 2. Field Trip to Avengers Tower. "Puny Peter Parker! Peter looked really bad. #marvel -a little angst So, I started spending weekday afternoons in the man's lab with not only the billionaire himself, but his husband too. She had lost the one thing that mattered at all to her- her sister. "Hey, hey!! So much blood. But on April 7th, 2018, nearly two years after the Avengers broke up, Tony found out just how wrong he was. But what will happen if he is alone? Peter called to them. He isn't really good with broken and dislocated things. When Peter faces a strange new villain, he ends up befriending a certain female archer. Earth was no stranger to calamity, especially from 2012 onwards- but even before magic and space got involved the world was broken beyond repair. The Avengers meet Peter Fanfiction. . or the second, for that matter. Then came the Stark-Rogers husbands. His parents died in a plane crash and his uncle was shot. Or will grief overrule them? Both of them driven by grief, doing something, anything to fill the emptiness inside of them. 11. That's why I'm just trying to help. This is just another one of those field trip stories set in an au where everyone survived endgame. His whole family has died besides his Aunt May. Karen dialed me with the emergency contact? Tony heard something drop and shatter while he was still finishing up his work on Rhodeys suit, Kid? It wasnt like Peter to drop things. Classic field trip trope, except Peter technically isn't supposed to be on the trip; Peter is forced to stay home at the Avengers Compound the day his Academic Decathlon team takes a field trip to the compound. Peter drunk dials Tony, who doesn't remember him. #fatherson Well, he thinks that its his fault and blames himself for all his family's deaths. #worried A field trip, perhaps? Peter falls from an eight story building, 10. He's dead!" Wasnt seasonal depression normally just a winter thing? peter is kidnapped because of his relation to tony- not as spider-man, a super-hero, but as tony stark's intern. But you don't know what this is like for me, okay? Frantic. Gabriel Carrillo was taken at five because the Project has worked so beautifully on Peter, they [This is a continuation of the original book by @katie-is-lame. It looked like a big, red bird, marking him as a prey. It hasn't even been that long since I've seen them. He yelled as he hit the guy in the face. Every. Peter Parker is kidnapped late on the night of December 4, 2016. Everything would be fine, right? Parker." (Work is also poster on Archive of our own at damn_okay). Tony latches onto a voicemail from a drunk kid he doesn't know like a dog with a bone. NYC's Wall-crawler and Cat Burglar show touching romantic display after being apprehended." In fact, he took a few steps back. _______________Author note__________________________________, Thanks for reading my first chapter of my new fanfic. He often sat up there to watch as the sun went down. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Pietro didn't die. He was so worried, why would Peter have fallen from an eight story building on such a calm night like this? Peter tried to contain his gasp as the blade sliced through his suit into his stomach. I do not give permission for this work to be copied and/or posted to any other sites. After getting through with the webs, he didn't really get worried by the thought of falling - he could always shoot a web and everything would be fine. Or will grief overrule them? Peters metabolism makes it excruciatingly difficult to take the edge off. Peter stumbled back and felt the wind on his back. #worry ned paused, looking down at the text. Ben told him that with great power becomes great responsibility and he will always remember those words. Dark Matter by mysterycyclone. He notices a knight in shining red kevlar in the horizon but that could just be an hallucination from losing so much blood. It isn't soon until he wakes up in another world not so different from his (but still different) that he realizes something's wrong. "Hello, Peter." #superfamily Things take a turn for the worse and get much darker when Flash learns about Peter's coping mechanism and realizes just how much power he has over Peter. Peter is well taken care of, well spoiled and well loved by both the disastrous mercenary and the over protective mutant, and when a night on patrol goes terribly wrong, both Wade and Cable put their differences aside and step up to prove Peter's safety is more important than whether or not they'd gladly push the other in front of a bus. it happened in an instant, really. So you can imagine his surprise when he finds himself stuck with Deadpool on a mission to essentially avenge his dead girlfriend. And with that, Tony finally stopped. Peters whole life turned when he heard the gunshot. As Tony tries to figure out an impossible solution, Peter and Cassie have to learn to survive in captivity. Ned Leeds. Peter says mumbling the last part to himself. Then you can do all the cartwheels around the training room you want.". She put a hand on her forehead, breathing out shakily and calling Peter with her other hand. "Ugh teenagers! While sick on patrol, Peter meets some new guy. "Peter! Tony Stark is a survivor of horrors. Why do they keep pursuing him and how far are they willing to go till they catch him? Yay. The tattoo man stopped and turned his head to Peter. "Spider-man and The Black Cat arrested in scuffle with avengers at Times Square" - the people who could only see what the government told them, and nothing past that. After No Way Home, Piper has lost her best friends, her family, and her connection to her hero. #tonystark I'm not even joking. spring before the end of peters sophomore year of high school was an eventful time. "Peter, turn off you alarm and come down! Please consider turning it on! It will include all of the avengers and of course Spiderman! Peter and Cassie in their early days in the bunker. peter faints Hurt Peter Angst Fluff Fluff and Angst Hurt/Comfort Medical Inaccuracies probably inaccurate because im not smart based on my life lol Peter is an idiot. pisces man scorpio woman real life experience. He started to wiggle his fingertips in order to get control of his arms. When the sun had disappeared, leaving only the orange clouds to light up the sky, Peter decided to do one last swing around the city before heading his way home. 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Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (2567), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (1028), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb) (215), May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker (1052), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker (437), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (3215), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, See my heart? Freedom (An Avengers FanFiction. As Tony tries to figure out an impossible solution, Peter and Cassie have to learn to survive in captivity. "Uhhh.." Peter says, mouth wide open but being cut off by Tony. Peter hits rock bottom after being homeless for two months. His Aunt and Uncle have taken care of him ever since. After the spell, he lost everyone and everything he cared about. MJ shoved a permission slip into his hand at his comment. I bet you know a few people who could answer that" Flash says in a harsh tone. And I'm dealing with it just fine. ", "Stop trying to help! Peter closed his eyes and decided to try and get up before Tony came. He tries to figure out how this all happened and how he got there in the first place, and he wonders if a suspicious sorcerer had something to do with it.___. Steve and Tony Stark-Rogers were my favorite people. Seriously? I don't feel good my head it spinning please stop moving me" Peter says holding his head and backing away from Tony's hand refusing to walk anymore. He can't lose another person An untreated wound and unresolved conflict leads to a long night for one tired Steve Rogers. He just wants to keep his head down, do his job as Spider-Man and to keep his loved ones safe. It's only been eight weeks. David wasn't a person Peter would ever want to be around, but with him being May's new boyfriend and all, it makes it harder and harder to avoid him. I might right a similar story where he ends Metropolis. Peter stumbled back and felt the wind on his back. Peter whipped around and saw the Tony landing on the roof behind him in the Iron Man suit. He's convinced Tony not to say anything to his classmates, but the three days quickly go further and further downhill as more and more heroes make their own dramatic appearances. He first appeared in the Amazing Fantasy #15 in August of 1962. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. - for the people who shyed away from violence, but strayed towards gossip. I will try to pick it back up in February but I can't make any promises. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. So, I started spending weekday afternoons in the man's lab with not only the billionaire himself, but his husband too. Alternatively: How would Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse be different if MCU Peter was pulled in? 5 parts. Or A Doctor Strange and Wanda come to her. Why oh why couldn't he ha (So this is my second 'Peter's Class goes on field trip to Stark Towers' fanfic but with a little twist.) Peter says and gets up and out of his warm but uncomfortable bed. suppose that f and g are integrable functions and that; context deadline exceeded azure; free wheelchair nhs; how much did felix baumgartner get paid for space jump Karen's calm voice said. Please, Mr Stark im ok. prompts: hydra tony stark, kidnapped peter parker, development of parental feelings. A chill ran up his spine. So he takes to the streets instead, where he can't hurt anyone anymore. Oh god. He got a cool wi-sorcerer father and two siblings (Okay, Harley was more of a cousin, but still) out of that. . Then, there is Peter Parker: An average kid that somehow gets caught up in a murderous conspiracy, a possible decade-old kidnapping, and what are these strange abilities he is gaining all of a sudden? Peter squeezed his eyes, trying to make his vision less blurry. ___ "No, no, no! No. Please request any ideas, because I'm not the most creative person. Im from the future and I need your help, he said, heart pounding as Stranges eyes widened with realisation. These days the crime scale had dropped a lot and Peter didn't get as much action on his late nights, so he started hanging out on that roof. Anyways, I hope y School trips to avengers compound and tower. Or with his luck, Peter Parker finds himself (re)starting his new life in Hells Kitchen & gaining some unexpected companions along the way. Peter lives with the avengers in the tower and nat and bucky are his adopted parents after his aunt May died (sorry). Are you alright?, Yeah Im alright I just- Ive kinda been lightly stabbed, Im sorry did you just say lightly stabbed?. A post NWH one-shot I wrote to get over writers block, enjoy :). tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Stop acting like youre so much better than us! But this time really, really hard. Every day until the weapon is complete, Peter Parker is tortured on a live feed. "Buddy?!" Perfect! ~A oneshot, Red Booth Seats, Checkered Tiles, and Neon Lights. one that peter welcomed, and that tony couldn't stop. "Get him!" Sort-of prequel to 'someday'. Steve and Tony Stark-Rogers were my favorite people. "Fine" Peter says as he takes the plate and starts to go to the door. Peter has a migraine during school, and of course, he doesn't tell anyone until Tony finds out when he comes home. "Maybe I shouldn't go." avengers. "Spider-man and The Black Cat arrested in scuffle with avengers at Times Square" - the people who could only see what the government told them, and nothing past that. I have three potential matches Boss, FRIDAY spoke, her words making Tonys heart drop to his stomach, one has a 28% match and the second a 34% match.The third result is a 95-100% match. And will his loved ones deaths #brucebanner Peter Parker and Michelle Jones are grown, married, and expecting their first child, due in the summer. Flash Thompson has bullied Peter Parker for as long they both can remember, but Peter can handle it. I'm not abusing my prescriptions like you're insinuating! It's time for Matt to let the devil out once more but at what cost? "Mr. Parker appears to have fractured three ribs to the left of his chest, causing him to stop breathing for more than a minute. Long story short, my boy peter just wanted to propose to felicia, but the avengers had a plan to interrupt that when they got out of a meeting with Thaddeus Ross and Nick Fury. He couldn't do anything about it before, so he shouldn't do anything about it now, right? So, like Peter, she buried herself in assassin work. He carefully put his hands on his face to scratch his eyes in attempt to get a better sight. She and her inhuman friends are constantly mistreated and forced to do labor instead of learning academics. WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Peter Parker,age 15, an top notch student at Midtown high school. He used to live with his aunt, now where is he? Please just eat this" Aunt May says handing him a plate with blueberry pancakes. Procrastination is a bitch, and now he has to do 4 days of homework in less than one. hurtpeter peterparker spiderman irondad tonystark protectivetony avengers spiderson hurt-comfort comfort dadtony peter angst superfamily stark brucebanner clintbarton captainamerica ironman steverogers 35 Stories # 1 Everything's Fine by Sam 469K 13.2K 19 Peter isn't the same after the events of homecoming. He got bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man. It was always as pretty. Work Search: The bigger man with the tattoo on his forearm yelled as he pushed the other man to his back. Whoa, slow down there buddy!" Telling his aunt and uncle about what Skip had done to him was a whole lot harder than those two simple sentences made it sound, and not just for Peter. It was a regular night. Just a warning to anyone sensitive to gory descriptions and things like that. Stay back! Y/N is an assassin working for Hydra that goes by the name of Python. Sometimes, friendships are formed in the most unlikely circumstances. This time, Peter is determined to break that unforgiving cycle by distancing himself entirely. Peter Parker,age 15, an top notch student at Midtown high school. The boy was sporting a snarl as his fists clenched. Damn!" Peter Stark had a lot of things happen in his life. "Great." In their darkest times, they were sent help in one another. Peter Benjamin Parker (of Earth-616), also known by his superhero alter-ego Spider-Man, is a superhero who has appeared in all forms of Spider-Man media, and many comic book series published by Marvel Comics. *ummm, you ok kid?" They weren't expecting what would happen next. Oh, to be carried in the arms of your crush when you're on death's doorstep. "What the hell does that even mean, Peter? "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. "umm im good, really. A sadness Matt understands all too well. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? He had sticky super powers after all. Peter says throwing the food in the garbage and putting the plate on the counter, running out the door for his dear life.

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