I guess Ill just turn it in. Now Im thinking about how not thinking about thinking made me think about thinking about not thinking. Fortunately, Pooh's thoughtful spot was in a sheltered place. (Realizes what she said.) Neither did I. When I up, down, touch the ground Le mal que font les hommes vit aprs eux; Le bien est souvent entreml avec leurs os. They show how Ive been hurt, but also how Ive healed. Good show! Pretty soon I heard voices in their room. Genre: Comedic. Its kind of a long story. That was MY pencil you ate, Jeffrey Dahmer! The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Listen I dont know how this works exactly Im not you know the religious type. You know, like those guys who used to have to break up rocks when they were sent to jail? When he caught me looking through his phone, he was a little mad, and he explained that just because hes talking to women, doesnt mean hes cheating on me. But thats only cause of that dragon inside breathing fire everywhere! Now to talk about why I was in the hospital. (waits for a response) Yeah I didnt think so. Just looking at the moon, June Bug. I mean it shouldnt bother me, but it does and everythings dead and everythings hot and everythings warming, and no one cares about Mother Nature. He is sitting on a grocery bag. By: Marwan Lahbabi, California, USA, Age 14 Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic Description: A troubled teen tells his story to a new psychiatrist. You ask me this every time, and its been a year, so yeah. That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? The bus is late. Honorable Mention! The most illegal thing Id done up until that point was J-walked. Ever since I was a kid the way people referred to me always sounded odd. That would be so embarrassing. Now everyone is laughing at me. My childhood has been taken away from me. Its blank. I dont know where it went. It makes no sense. Genre: Comedic. Gotta go! The dogs life, right? He gave me some yogurt. (exhales) Starting now. You make me happy every day. I try not to think about it too much cause if I do, my head hurts, a lot. The cable is going to snap and Im going to fall hundreds of stories. Second Place Winner! Guys, I know I knocked over a couple of buildings, but if you were my size, you would too. From the moment we met dancing together at that festival a year ago, until the moment he surprised me on the beach, written in the sand, a proposal pulled straight from the movies. Guess I'll have to get used to it., It's an awful nice tail, Kanga. Winnie the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Sanders, which means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and he lived under it. You pushed me to be brave and to stand up for myself, and through it all, you were there. You shall live with me! Thats why thats why I-I-I already told you. You'll see. Eeyore is a pessimistic and gloomy old stuffed donkey belonging to Christopher Robin. Well, my friends say Im obsessed with celebrities. Runnings all right it gives me something to do but itll never be like swimming. You know, the teachers in highschool told us college professors are going to be very strict with us and make us work hard. (Samantha leaves the office) God I hate that woman. I love you! Do come in and make yourselves comfortable. (The leprechaun goes back to his work making shoes and sings this song. Everyone knows that my sister is DEAD because of ME. By: Annika G., Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Age 14 Gender:Male Genre:Dramatic Description: A character talks to a younger version of herself (or himself). Yeah. The feeling of excitement came up inside of me and I ran to her, to comfort her from feeling alone. I would never be able to show my face in public. When I think of the city I always wonder what better things could be in store for me, I smile at that, but then I realize there arent any better chances here in this country. Its ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I dont really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist. Waiting for this to end is like watching a pecan tree grow. I heard about this kid over at West Union High who was a real nobody, and then one day, he jumped onto a moving train and now, like all the girls are after him, and its like hes some kind of daredevil superhero. Eve. I just want to be a normal kid. Oh, no! They wish they could be me. Thats why those girls keep calling me names, and everyone keeps sneering at me any time I walk by. In fact, thats my dream goal. Jessie? (Puts picture away.) (Snaps fingers with idea!) how do I start this? They wont be back for a long time, if ever. That didnt work for you, did it? Its a little creepy. Samantha, oh my god, that man must be the most depressing person I have ever met. Soon enough, Alex confronted me in private tried to fight me. It was so weird. Listens to someone in the audience.) In fourth and fifth grade Angela had a cubby right next to mine. By: Lauren Reese, Age 16, Austin TX, USA Description: A parent tries to get their crazy energetic kids to go to bed. Thats enough thinking, time for some television. Shes okay, and he didnt want to alarm us. Whether you jump, plummet it, tip or fall into it, is a whole other story though. Destroyed his TV. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. Go to jail. Anyway, the third swines house looked at least legal, until I knock on the door and a dragon pops out! First Place Winner! He has red hair, and brown eyes just like his father. She knows that shrimp is the one thing Im scared of. Oh I wouldn't climb this tree What were my alternatives, officer? Velicity and Xander are in college now and they have class today. Genre: Comedic I cant swim and you want me to go on a boat in the MIDDLE of the ocean. Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. Stop being so selfish and appreciate what you have. Always knew it would." The Tigger Movie "Most likely he's stuck. But oh. I felt the disappointed glare of Arthur Miller. Buh-bye. Jessie! But he wont believe that everyone says that. Or her disco ball hair, hands or songs. With these arms, Ill scoop some of Venus clouds into a jar, screw the lid on, and bring the jar back to Earth. And that someone was my brother. Can I go to the nurses office? I dont know, can you? One of the oldest names we know. His office is right down the hall, third door on the left. I shouldnt ask for more. What you dont know is that one fateful night I went to that bridge over the river of death, and instead of dropping my own life in there, I dropped the trappings of it. This beautiful pattern like a willow branch. In the second half of the poem, Eeyore gets distracted from the post of the poem, saying goodbye to Christopher Robin and continues his commentary about writing. I could be on the beach right now tanning like a churro with a margarita in one hand and a woman on the other sitting on my lap! I mean Mr. Brown, how could someone as innocent and beautiful as me grab a green knife handle andOh, I could never stoop to that level of foul play Mr. Brown. I was sitting in my Intro to Law class taking a test with flashcards tucked under my thigh. Oh it all comes of not having front doors big enough. Not that its a bad thing. Well, here you go. So, we manage to get in without setting off any alarms. I put my hands onto the freezing car window and saw that my keys were inside of the car! But now everybody knows about me because of Aladdin. All you have to do is turn princess Andromeda and Poseidons Sea serpent into stone. Its so fun! Medicine is not magic, I guess. Ok, where to start? Im so glad none of you care for me because then I would actually have to care for you guys, too. But anyway, that was the day George started seeing this guy. How can you be angry with her right now? And Our kind what is that supposed to mean?! WaitI think that is my mom now! By: Emily Newland, Age 17, Georgia, USA Description: A young person ruminates about their military family. He budged! And you need to try. Its not that I dont think Im beautiful, I do sometimes. And it says: "Help! This inherent gloom manifested in ugly ways in my life. By: Robert L., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedic Description: A student tries to carry on a phone conversation with terrible cell service. Yes, I will. Pter Klvin produced this transcript for the sole purpose of helping his children learn English. Like the meeting when humans were created. Sure, Ill never actually get married for love. In fact, he says that if you dont give him a piece, hes going to tell the teacher. I was so tired that I fell asleep in these beds.(Pause. Sometimes I take out this picture and talk to her. I was excited for that! See, thats why I wish I had a pair of wings. (Tearing up. By: Madison Fannin, Age 15, Tennessee, USA Description: A child confronts their family after being ignored for two weeks. My spaceship is small, so my only companion is my cat, which took me a while to convince NASA to let me bring. We plan to meet in the park every Wednesday and Friday. A pretty nothing. Will you please take out the trash? Its cruel. Its all Ive been thinking about since graduation. (beat and gets sad) But, now it doesnt. Much braver than me, thats for sure. Just listen. Monster. You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldnt believe you. I love you too. Im still waiting for it. Until death do us part? I mean, with a last name like that you would be laughed out the door. But trust me, what youre doing now Ray, its not living. Hed come home from work late with an apology. Bitterness eclipsed me and the emptiness within me ached. My card was sitting right there! [Absently] Ah, but death is calling me back. Face the wall and practice hitting it with the tips of your swords. What did I just say? Kanga: We must go home, now, dear; it is past your bedtime! Im going to be happy. I believe that Ive made my case clear. Sounds like a horrible thing to say, but he didnt love me. If my brain fails, will I even know it? But that would be fatal, so thats super unrealistic. Im as fearless as it gets when it comes to water. Oh. Its okay. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Im scared to come home. T I double Ga eR. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. This is not a cry for help nor anOh please, Mother! Yeah. Like if you wear makeup, you know you look good. The children of my day were civil hand-raisers who knew how to address their masters. Thats degrading. This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! Your melting. I dont regret my choices. I know that might sound ridiculous or perhaps it is, and I am the crazy one, but I feel it. By: Sami Taylor, Age 15, Austin, TX, USA Description: A teen running for Student Council President delivers a terrible campaign speech. You can all go on and mourn the loss of a great man, but I knew the real Albert Scott. A Milne. Then you made me laugh and after that you always came back. If you cant accept me, then thats your issue. It started in our lab. On a gloomy day in New York City, Jane walked to her office job with a skip in her step. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Come onAnd I disconnected from the lesson. One day, someone from the group to our left said, Do you realize you get to work every day? Working frequently is like the greatest honor we could ever have, by the way. So I started to think, why if I dont belong to a groupI get to work the most? For the first few nights I slept rough. The only time I can escape is in my dreams. An older woman! He's gone. I like learning that deep in my bones is a code that belongs to me and only me. That gets me thinking what is thinking? First Place Winner! Ill fidget and play with my hair. Im taller than you, little hobbit. Shut Up Colin! You know he wont like you back. (pause) Okay. Though Im not young anymore. Watch a video performance of this monologue here! OMG! He opened it! Does he make your kids happy? You cant just sit around all day and wait for things to get better. No ones ever told me Im ugly. I felt a sharp pain in my thigh, it took me a second before I had even fully realized what happened. But I didnt have a friend. Again. Lets take a moment to thank Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh for his inspiring introspection, complete with delightful humor and iconic witticisms. Youll never take over the world or have any henchmen. Oh, you like her? Do you want to get into college or not!? So instead, I just waited for the cops to arrive. Youre asking why I dont go out alone at night? Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! There are some things that Ive seen happen in the ocean that would normally scar you for life. [Christopher Robin] Piglet, that was a very grand thing to do. I think I shall go see my good friend Owl perhaps he can help! Do you know how to reverse climate change? Tiny icicles hanging from his eyebrows and beard. George Im so sorry about her. The Doosan Bears had the bases loaded and no outs. Another time, I crashed at Buckingham palace while the Queen was out doing some Queenly stuff. I wasnt asked to do any chores, or finish my homework, and I didnt have to attend Uncle Wyatts funeral. It just takes a lot of work, and I dont know if I can do it. That buzzing noise means something, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers. (Apply red lipstick.) Im Janice P. Nelson. Blah blah blah blah I love to learn something, something, something I spend my summers attending contemporary art conferences in Europe okay okay, okay wheres the important stuff? And if you regain your memory, I hope you dont suddenly like her better than me. I used to brag about being fearless, but I cant imagine what would have happened if I didnt get scared that day. (Waits for a minute for camera to turn off.) People come to you when they need answers right? Oh, what the heck. I remember we would all l hold hands around the dinner table and pray. And it hummed something like this: It looks like a rather blustery day, today. Hes looking for something that doesnt taste like year-old toothpaste. Second Place Winner! I thought you said you brought me a present. My spelling is wobbly. 4. Second Place Winner! And if Im being honest, the bad things outweigh the good. Excuse me Mr. Jacobs. By: Iris Barrera, California, USA, age 13 Description: A chatty receptionist scares off a person who comes to interview for a job. By: Nicholas Schaeffer, Age 12, Ontario Canada Description: : A nerdy kid asks his friend for advice on how he can talk to a girl he finds cute. Anyway, we kind of, uh I dont know um robbed a bank last week. You know what chocolates made of? Now, to continue my story. Its day 47 of absolute isolation, loneliness, and complete and utter boredom. The voices of the two gunmen made my skin crawl. And I am no barbarian. I was lucky. We just lost thousands of dollars and youre sorry? You want to know what I thought of last nights episode of Greys Anatomy? I mean, the frog was asking for it. 1. But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. But as everyone says its all okay because I can still throw on a smile, and the one thing that makes this all go away are the drugs. I mean, those houses werent even up to building code, how am I the one being sent to jail here? BUT IM TELLING YOU, I SAW THEM! This is seen through the use of dashes, short lines, and the parenthesis which contain Eeyores commentary on how he thinks the poem is progressing. My dad is an entomologist, so he got me interested at a young age. They then continued and found an awesome hammock that one of the sisters wanted to take a nap on but her other sisters insisted that they keep moving. This monologue focuses on body image and self esteem. Geena, it looks like your frozen. I thought he would surely change in the end. I wasnt paying attention when my mom was telling me. Oh I hope nobody answers. My pap told us that he heard of a nice farm in Fresno that is offering workers a place to live in a house on the farm. I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. They chased me down the alley. We walked into the room carrying our masterpiece hidden by a cloth. But Im strawberry too right? Ugh! What are you going to give him? My work bag, my pajamas, my shoes, were soaked! I dont like disco. Leslie? Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Boots approaching our door, and loud knocking. No matter how hard it is for me to admit, because I love my life. You know, my boyfriend tells me Im an (does air quotes with fingers) overprotective and jealous girlfriend, but he just doesnt understand. Its a no-doubt home run and its coming right for me, and I caught it! Owl, I don't think we will ever be able to fix it. Dont you look at me like that, I do not want to have another shrimp incident. By: Isaac T., age 14, California, USA Description: A long-time player of the lottery runs into some bad luck. Oh, what did I do? One time, we pretended to be in Atlantis, beneath the sea. Dont you dare throw that chair out the window! My evil stepmother hates me because every time she talks to that stupid mirror, it always tells her that Im the fairest in the land and goes on and on about my fair skin thats white like snow and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Still do. No Pooh. Maybe its an art to not care. Id made the wrong decision. But Im sure youll find that we have a great environment here and we are all just the nicest people. Ive seen it all buddy. By: Karly Anderson, Age 14, Texas, USA Description: A young person is nervous about a big audition. (Eats the chocolate) That WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER! All I wanted to do was share some of my knowledge with this girl in class. Water brings a sense of peace, not only because of the scientific explanation, but because I know it will travel on despite my failures. I mean look at me! The professor called my parents to inform them I was kicked out. Is thatohmyohmyTAMALES! Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood. Second Place Winner By: Yulianis Pesante Quinones, Age 14, Virginia, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen reflects on the concept of darkness. I know I`m young, I cant talk a lot of English, Pero yo entiendo, but I can understand it. I just threw away a friendship after one mistake. Genre: Comedic. By: Thato Sibuyi, Age 17, Haenertsburg, South Africa Description: Amy and her team just lost a competition that had a large amount of prize money. We want wallets n watches. )Maybe we can come up with a compromise. Ill just give him the answers for the test. A couple of buildings, but I knew the real Albert Scott of! 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