Well, I felt this little circle tighten on me. Hey!, I would want the horse to stop somewhere before the tree line. The items that are not released yet, or not out on DVD / Blu-ray are indeed unavailable, and that is what we would tell our customers if the requests ever come in. DVD PLANET STORE 2019. But I didnt want to make a big deal out of it either. Jengus Khan is looking over at me. Brian Regan Standing Up (2007) - Premiered on Comedy Central, now available on DVD I Walked on the Moon (2004) - Available on DVD or as an audio or video download only through his website Brian Regan Live (1997) - Available on CD For more visit Brian's website and follow Brian on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Brian Regan - I Walked On The Moon (DVD, 2004) NEW at the best online prices at eBay! I think its unfair that tampering with evidence is an additional crime on top of the actual crime. a[a9]._Q.push([c, r]) 31 quotes from Brian Regan: 'I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!! //, Funny Business: The Best of Uproar Comedy Vol. This dvd was truly the highlight of the entire day. How come only small stuff gets cute nicknames? And Im like, Uh, zero. read less It was so disorganized, I spent the next three hours rearranging all their books rather than finding out whether or not I have OCD! He has the ability to magnify the smallest facet of each of his observations, keep it clean and make it funny. var cookies = document.cookie.split('; '); Tiny, teeny itty-bitty itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny or teensy-weensy? It takes a real talent to be clean AND funny! ** The total may change depending on the chosen shipping option and items in cart during checkout. function(a9, a, p, s, t, A, g) { The giraffe throat, throat and throat doctors? [Brian chuckles] You cant fix that and youre going to fix me? And the bottom shelf is for the books Ive completed reading. Organized chronologically by the completion date. I dont have to alphabetize them. Der! Our Properties. 2, 6, 17, 19. Decided to leapfrog over the 18. Leapfrog action, landed on the 19. 43 43 was the last number on the third ticket. Fourth ticket., I dont know why Im boring you with the 2. You know me, if I got a ticket, I got the 2. Walking down the street holding a ticket, you dont have to look, you know I got the 2., Anyway I knew I had the 4, 5 and 6 on the other ticket, so I got them all on that fourth ticket. Ill be impressed when I am no longer handed a clipboard when I check in for my doctor visit. And the ones I have, some I have more strongly than others. ${cardName} not available for the seller that you chose. } Talk about cruel. var cookie = cookies[i]; A second special by him entitled The Epitome of Hyperbole . You ever see news footage of some wild horse stuck in a ravine? Questions or Concerns Online Help; Email Us; Join our email list. Because if I dont, you wont listen to a word I say for an hour. Event List . And its because youre white like me., If the defendant does not take the stand in his defense the judge has to instruct the jury something to this effect: Notice in this trial the defendant chose not to take the stand in his defense. You are not allowed to weigh that one way or the other while considering the rest of the evidence. I understand the need for instructions. stylesheet.rel = "stylesheet"; Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. return null; She said, The beavers are smarter than people. They know how to all get in the water, and they all know how to gather sticks and bring them to one area, and they know how to put mud on their tails and slap the sticks together, and they can affect the flow of a river., So I asked her, If you hired a company to build a dam and they all got out of their trucks and they all started getting in river water and started gathering twigs and nosing them around on the surface of the water would you be on the riverbank: Look how smart they are!?. Unable to add item to Wish List. A.src = t; Scientists need to know when theyre looking in microscopes. Thank you. No, just a backpack to the back of the head. Heres something Ive learned about social media: the expression just saying aint never preceded by a compliment. This is great light and fresh comedy. url = "https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/mobile/phone_images-9e9093f0cfddba8c2b1e815375d976a3.css"; By what name was Brian Regan: I Walked on the Moon (2004) officially released in Canada in English? Your email address will not be published. I finish the sentence to complete the thought, I turn the page back. Look what I discovered. When I pull this up water shoots out of the end of this thing., Hows it going on Mars? Because this appears to be endless. Get some science jugs and fill those babies up, because I have hit the moisture mother lode.. [yells] Am I too late?, What in the world is that? Its a bag! Everyone was starting to get tired and then I popped this dvd into the player. I don't usually write reviews, most likely due to laziness. I usually do not watch comedian blindly much purchase. No F-bombs. During a snowy winter in the small fictional town of Knights Ridge, Massachusetts, a group of lifelong buddies hang out, drink and struggle to connect with the women who affect their decisions, dreams and desires.This is 100% Genuine product. About three quarters of the way through it won't play and you have to skip ahead to finish watching the routine. I can't thank Brian Regan and the producer enough for the production of this dvd. He's such a weird combination of Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, and Jim Gaffigan. 2, 4, 5, 6. Something said, Get the 3. Yeah, I like grapes. Well, I had no idea. So I love to hit them back with Do you like ham sandwiches?, You do? Well would you like if I put one outside for three weeks in the broiling sun on a picnic table, so it shriveled up to the point of unrecognizability [in high-pitched voice] and put it on a plate and gave it to you? Would you like that?. Shop Brian Regan - I Walked on the Moon brian-regan t-shirts designed by The90sMall as well as other brian-regan merchandise at TeePublic. Show all files, Uploaded by This Western spoof stars Richard Widmark as an American gambler who wins the deed to a Mexican ranch from a cunning outlaw. Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2022. I go into the bookstore, I ask the clerk, Can you tell me where the self-help section is? And she said, Why dont you try to find that yourself?. Mens hair color: brown! Comedy. I took the whole test and averaged 5.0. I want to do that crime. The problem, though, with that particular crime, its 15 years in the federal penitentiary. Has any criminal ever not tampered with evidence and gotten anything out of that? I can now play this when my in laws come to visit and not feel nervous. Why does he speak like he has downs half the time? Seriously. There are a few hell words and 1 d (amn) word. I wish I was making this up. googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad(); Here we go. Wir arbeiten nur in Ausnahmefllen mit vom 101 monologe Leiter der Herstellung gestellten Testprodukten. Best comic in the USA todayand family clean. }()); . Theyre great. Movies' content fromWikipedia, licensed underCC BY-SA. Were looking for water on Mars. None of the heavy socio-political standup. Is that guy supposed to get some sleep the night before? See reviews & details on a wide selection of Blu-ray & DVDs, both new & used. Walk up to this second group. Please note that a product being listed on our website does not necessarily mean it is in stock and readily available for order. Web. Which is further proof that you don't need to be foul-mouthed to be hilarious! I think the judge should say, You might notice in this trial, the defendant chose not to take the stand in his defense. 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